May 2013
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jesussbabymomma:
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
Well, I think it was something I ate that made me sick as I feel alright this morning and not shivery and I don’t have the urge to throw up. So that’s always nice, well being sick in the first place sucks, but at least it was very rapid.
Well, apparently I’m sick.
It’s usual safe to assume so after waking up at 2 am and running to the toilet to puke.
I fucking hate being sick though.
Goodnight everyone, I know it’s early, but I feel sick and cold.
I hope you all have good nights.
Me Whenever I Join a New Fandom or Ship:
takingtheangeltoisengard:
vivianandhersocalledlife:
fleeingthemundane:
That’s it. That’s tumblr.
this is surprisingly accurate
razzmapandas:
rebby:
deanckles:
shawty had them
apple man pants?
australiantragic:
averageface:
vegemite is actually awesome but see the thing is foreigners (usually americans) (but also the british) are dumb and assume it’s like peanut butter or nutella or something and spread it like an inch high and then complain when it tastes like shit u have to get the ratio right man its acidic you only need a tiny bit to make the toast not bland
The Truth About...
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zen-kitty replied to your post: Okay, based on Courtney’s reply to this post I was…
We are not tight yet because my time and energy to converse with more than a person a day hasn’t existed, but you are a great person and i am more than down to be one of these people. i’mma inbox you my phone number in a second so you have that, too.
Thank you, and I’ll send you a text once I have...
vannehiddlebatched:
nonymoose:
assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:
OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE
AND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE
HANG ON I FIXED IT
iT GOT BETTER
Okay, based on Courtney’s reply to this post I was wondering, if you are okay with me messaging you if I’m feeling bad and helping me out/making me feel a little better without thinking I’m being annoying, could you please like or reply to this.
I’m going to make a list of people and when I feel bad I’ll probably talk to one of you.
theambiguoushero:
I am vengeance.
I am the night.
I
am
internetexplorers:
simba went through an awkward adolescent stage too
gorrestfump:
if u cant handle me at my worst then i completely understand bc i cant either
2treehill:
how do you get a nice body without moving
vogue-wars:
“you’re just missing a concert” they said
“it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said
“it’s just a band” they said
“what are you doing with that axe” they said
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I’m sorry for being me.
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I really hate how insecure I am, because it basically means that I need constant validation and constant reminders from people that they care or that they love me. Otherwise I convince myself that everyone hates me and that no one cares.
And I think that the need for these reminders annoys people because they get sick of telling me that they care. Which kind of keeps the problem going.
So...
I got a bottle of Baileys today, which I plan on consuming tonight in large volumes. So heads up, drunk James will probably be online later on.
The many personalities of Voldemort.
maddieandtahlz:
Trolldemort
Loldemort
Goldemort
Soldemort
Foldemort
Bouldermort
Coldemort
Dolldemort
Ye Oldemort
You just got RickRolldemort
It has occurred to me that I probably know/am friends with enough people who are quite Tumblr famous to gain like tons of followers.
foolishcaptainkia:
gothamshitty:
kushdrinker:
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
fallapatorius:
arianne—martell:
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
tempoes:
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try
urinatings:
i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them
Don’t you hate it when you feel like stepping in front of a bus, but you’re in a class, or with people who don’t actually understand.
I kind of just want to sleep and cry, but I can’t do either subtly enough to get away with.